WOW!! So it really has been a long time since I've made a post! Well some stuff has changed.. I'm now single again! And starting to get my life ironed out! Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this! I've been busy!
Well I will write soon!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Here's a thought...
You how on about every street corner there are homeless people asking for money. Then they always look at you to try and make you feel guilty! Then maybe couple days later you see the same homeless guys looking thought garbage cans and hauling bags of recycling to the recycling center so they can "earn" money to eat. Well here is an idea... What if they stood on the corner with a garbage bag and people could give them the empty soda bottles in there car.
So it would a.) Helping the homeless, b.) Helping to keep the city clean, c.) Keeping to keep our car clean, and d.) Not having to feel guilty for work for a living like everyone else, why should I just give you money for standing on the corner. What are you going to do a little dance for me or something, not just stand there looking at me because I have no money to give you or plan just don't want to!! So I think if they want use to give them money, they should be will to earn it by taking the bottles to the recycling center!! Do you agree??
So it would a.) Helping the homeless, b.) Helping to keep the city clean, c.) Keeping to keep our car clean, and d.) Not having to feel guilty for work for a living like everyone else, why should I just give you money for standing on the corner. What are you going to do a little dance for me or something, not just stand there looking at me because I have no money to give you or plan just don't want to!! So I think if they want use to give them money, they should be will to earn it by taking the bottles to the recycling center!! Do you agree??
Friday, August 31, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Did you know...
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that
a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no
thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies
Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the
English language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on
prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than
the U.S. Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women
can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people
who walk to work: Alaska
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is
wilderness: 38%
----------------------------------------------
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age
of eleven: $ 16,400
----------------------------------------------
The average number of people airborne over the
U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
-----------------------------------------------
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in
their hair.
--------------------------------------------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom
Sawyer.
---------------------------------------------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile
National Monuments.
-------------------------------------------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
---------------------------------------------
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
----------------------------------------------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in
battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the
person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.
----------------------------------------------
Only two people signed the Declaration of
Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles
Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
-----------------------------------------------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of
what?
A. Their birthplace
-------------------------------------------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the
most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
-----------------------------------------------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far
would you have to go until you would find the letter
"A"?
A. One thousand
-----------------------------------------------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in
common?
A. All were invented by women.
-----------------------------------------------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
----------------------------------------------
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than
any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
----------------------------------------------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on
bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the
mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase...... "goodnight, sleep tight."
-----------------------------------------------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000
years ago that for a month after the wedding, the
bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period
was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
-----------------------------------------------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and
quarts... So in old England , when customers got
unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get
the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
-----------------------------------------------
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a
whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their
ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the
whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is
the phrase inspired by this practice.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of
the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real
cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry
in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at
the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself
a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no
thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies
Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the
English language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on
prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than
the U.S. Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women
can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people
who walk to work: Alaska
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is
wilderness: 38%
----------------------------------------------
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age
of eleven: $ 16,400
----------------------------------------------
The average number of people airborne over the
U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
-----------------------------------------------
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in
their hair.
--------------------------------------------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom
Sawyer.
---------------------------------------------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile
National Monuments.
-------------------------------------------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
---------------------------------------------
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
----------------------------------------------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in
battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the
person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.
----------------------------------------------
Only two people signed the Declaration of
Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles
Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
-----------------------------------------------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of
what?
A. Their birthplace
-------------------------------------------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the
most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
-----------------------------------------------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far
would you have to go until you would find the letter
"A"?
A. One thousand
-----------------------------------------------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in
common?
A. All were invented by women.
-----------------------------------------------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
----------------------------------------------
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than
any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
----------------------------------------------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on
bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the
mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase...... "goodnight, sleep tight."
-----------------------------------------------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000
years ago that for a month after the wedding, the
bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period
was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
-----------------------------------------------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and
quarts... So in old England , when customers got
unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get
the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
-----------------------------------------------
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a
whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their
ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the
whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is
the phrase inspired by this practice.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of
the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
------------------------------------------------------
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real
cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry
in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at
the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself
Q & A...
Q: "If my department crashes... and my Boss isn't here to see if, will he still care??"
A: Let see... NO
A: Let see... NO
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
For Sale $30.00
I have 2 - Blue & White Parakeets for sale, with cage and all accessories.
Please let me know if you are or anybody you know would be interested!
Thanks you!!
Please let me know if you are or anybody you know would be interested!
Thanks you!!
Monday, August 6, 2007
Movin on up...
Well great news... I no longer have to be part of the cardlock department!! I had a meeting with Duane the manager of the Cardlock Dept and my boss, and he said that I no longer have to assist the "Cardlock Dept." anymore!! Which is pretty good because I wasn't exactly part of the dept. to begin with (Read my other blog to get the back story).
So all in all it was a pretty good day, my daughter is going to be with me at work all week and the boss is fine with that, so that saves me money woo hooo!! But if I could only get my own office with a door and a window over looking the warehouse then that would be great!! ;) <--- for you Tre!!
Or a raise now that would be the shit!!
So all in all it was a pretty good day, my daughter is going to be with me at work all week and the boss is fine with that, so that saves me money woo hooo!! But if I could only get my own office with a door and a window over looking the warehouse then that would be great!! ;) <--- for you Tre!!
Or a raise now that would be the shit!!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Work Sucks...
Just so everyone know I am having a complete metal break down!! My boss is gone on vacation; I have all his stuff I have to deal with. He put me in charge of opening 2 new fuel site (which I have never done before), I'm not sure if I have everything I need to open the site, and if I don't and the site open the company will be fined!!!
Then one of our other sites was hit with so many fines that I don't know what to do? I have to find paperwork that never existed, fill stuff out that I have no idea how to... I also have a time limit that all this has to be done by!! Which is very soon.
Also I set up one of our site to take credit cards along with our current fuel cards. Between the time of Feb. 2007 and June 2007 any customer that used there credit card will be charged twice for the same transaction. It turns out that a guy in Florida has been getting all our money from the transactions. So if someone used there cards 10 times between Feb. 2007 and June 2007 that card will be charged another 10 transaction all at once!! So we are going to have a lot of pissed off customers that will probably be hit with over draft fees because they don't have the money in there account. Yes the money will be refunded... when who knows! So now I have all this to deal with...
My head is killing me, my doctor thinks I have to much stress in my life and said I should try to minimize it!! He wants me to get lab work to see if I have West Nile Virus, see if I'm pregnant, and if I am anemic. All my pills are gone (even the good stuff that works), I have taken all my shots (and 2 the doctor gave me) because I have had so may Migraines lately!! He wanted me to get my eyes checked out, so I made an appointment. Now I have NEVER gone to the eye doctor at all!! When I got there they dilated my eyes and took one of those mini strobe lights and shined it in my eyes, which gave me a migraine, they didn't give me the little stupid glasses they give the old people, I had to drive myself home and it was so bright and hurt so bad!!
All I do anymore is cry (and no I can't help it) I give up!!! I just don’t care anymore!! I have no help at work, my co-workers suck, they don't talk to me at all, they just whisper to each other!! People are getting ready to quit, and I just know shit is going to be put on my lap when that happens!!
God help me! I don't know what to do anymore and I am tired of feeling like this!!
Then one of our other sites was hit with so many fines that I don't know what to do? I have to find paperwork that never existed, fill stuff out that I have no idea how to... I also have a time limit that all this has to be done by!! Which is very soon.
Also I set up one of our site to take credit cards along with our current fuel cards. Between the time of Feb. 2007 and June 2007 any customer that used there credit card will be charged twice for the same transaction. It turns out that a guy in Florida has been getting all our money from the transactions. So if someone used there cards 10 times between Feb. 2007 and June 2007 that card will be charged another 10 transaction all at once!! So we are going to have a lot of pissed off customers that will probably be hit with over draft fees because they don't have the money in there account. Yes the money will be refunded... when who knows! So now I have all this to deal with...
My head is killing me, my doctor thinks I have to much stress in my life and said I should try to minimize it!! He wants me to get lab work to see if I have West Nile Virus, see if I'm pregnant, and if I am anemic. All my pills are gone (even the good stuff that works), I have taken all my shots (and 2 the doctor gave me) because I have had so may Migraines lately!! He wanted me to get my eyes checked out, so I made an appointment. Now I have NEVER gone to the eye doctor at all!! When I got there they dilated my eyes and took one of those mini strobe lights and shined it in my eyes, which gave me a migraine, they didn't give me the little stupid glasses they give the old people, I had to drive myself home and it was so bright and hurt so bad!!
All I do anymore is cry (and no I can't help it) I give up!!! I just don’t care anymore!! I have no help at work, my co-workers suck, they don't talk to me at all, they just whisper to each other!! People are getting ready to quit, and I just know shit is going to be put on my lap when that happens!!
God help me! I don't know what to do anymore and I am tired of feeling like this!!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
You pick!
Let me see here! I think I will write a blog, but the topic I will leave up to YOU!! Give me some topics, or ideas and we will see what I come up with! This could be really FUN!! I can't wait to hear what you want!
Let me know! And don't hold back!!
Good luck!!
Let me know! And don't hold back!!
Good luck!!
Sunday, July 8, 2007
The bird on the side...
So, everyone knows the bird in the picture on the left is Jenny... she's a guy! She is a Senegal Parrot, and she can talk... only when she wants to. We find her talking to my daughter more then anything else though. They live about 30 years in the wild, and 50 years in captivity. She is about 7 years old right now. They are very smart. The African Senegal and its related parrots are ideal pets and companions for bird lovers. These birds are friendly, acrobatic, and less loud than many other parrots. She is really fun to have!! But she has choosen my boyfriend as a mate! When he walk in the room and I am holding her, she will lean in his direction, she starts talking to him like: "Whatcha Doing". It's cute sometimes! She just loves him ; )
Unlike the other 2 birds my daughter has, they are little pee-on birds which I hate... They bitch all day long!! I would let them go if Brianna (my daughter) wouldn't find out!!
Unlike the other 2 birds my daughter has, they are little pee-on birds which I hate... They bitch all day long!! I would let them go if Brianna (my daughter) wouldn't find out!!
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Things to think about...
If you could look into a book to tell you what is going to happen, do you think people would be the same as they are now?
If people where like books and you knew everything about them, do you think you would still be friends with them?
Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
~~~~~ Peace~~~~~ By Brandy Trusler
P - People kill one another, because of ones skin color,
E - Each day millions steal just to have another meal,
A - And each night children cry as they watch there parents die,
C - Can't we help those in need, yes but instead we watch them bleed,
E - Each night as I look onto the sky, I ask one questions... "Why"
If people where like books and you knew everything about them, do you think you would still be friends with them?
Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
~~~~~ Peace~~~~~ By Brandy Trusler
P - People kill one another, because of ones skin color,
E - Each day millions steal just to have another meal,
A - And each night children cry as they watch there parents die,
C - Can't we help those in need, yes but instead we watch them bleed,
E - Each night as I look onto the sky, I ask one questions... "Why"
Co-worker cons...
Have you ever worked with someone who you just can't stand, someone who every time she talks you think to yourself "My shoe can fit down her throat!" or just "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!". Well I happen to work with someone like this. She is a woman of God (devil in side), but disobeys almost every commandment in the Bible. Well all except for the adultery... I feel so sorry for her husband, because according to her they only have sex 12 times a year, and if my Math is correct that is still only 12 times a year (Wow!! Don't think I could go that long!). Now you would think just by looking at her that she is such a wonderful person, a person you could tell your deepest darkest secrets to, a person you can trust! Well she is the furthest thing from that! She would say to you "Ooohh, you don't look good... you should go home, we have everything taken care of!" then the moment you think "Wow" she really cares, she starts complaining that the "Department" is sssooo busy, and that they can't function without you! Which means she can't surf the web anymore... poor baby! Then to your face she is all concerned again?! How can you be a heavenly person and then preach that only God can judge a person, but turn your back and she damns you!
I don't want to work with people like this, and no one should have to. I think they should make people take one of those personality test when they start a job, so that way you don't end up with a person who sits on the Internet all day and does nothing, and a person who busts there ass to get shit done! It not fair! Not all, but most co-workers SUCK!!! And I have some names I can add to the list of co-workers that suck!
I don't want to work with people like this, and no one should have to. I think they should make people take one of those personality test when they start a job, so that way you don't end up with a person who sits on the Internet all day and does nothing, and a person who busts there ass to get shit done! It not fair! Not all, but most co-workers SUCK!!! And I have some names I can add to the list of co-workers that suck!
- Tracey
- Nyla
These are my Top 2 co-workers that suck!!
Pilot Episode...
Welcome one and all... What you are about to witness has never before been done on this blog... Right before your very eyes I will attempt to Wow, and Amaze you... You will see things you could have never before dreamed of... Things you couldn't even imagine... You may think that this is a fate worse than death itself... But I Cal Bunny, will show you what no one else has been able to explain before... Something that not even your mother could explain... What you have been longing to see... The very thing you wake up for in the mornings... Why you are reading this blog right now, at this very date and time... Why you can't take your eyes off my blog without knowing what you are missing in your life... You may be thinking to yourself... What can she possibly do to fill that dark spot that lye deep within you... Why her, what can she do... Well... You will find out soon enough, stay tuned...
Now here's a word from our sponsors...
Sponsor: "Are you feeling that not so fresh feeling. Has your Aunt Flow, come to visit you this month right in the middle of your vacation."
Crowd: "(Gasp) Yes, she has!"
Sponsor: "Well then you should try our new produce designed just for a woman, by a woman! You need Beaver Plug! Beaver Plug is a new organic way to stop the stink from dripping out! All you have to do is...
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Billy: "Mom... Timmy has more balls then I do (sobbing loudly), that's not fair!!"
Mom: "Now Billy, just because your ball is smaller doesn't make you any less of a boy! Now let's look on the brighter side of things, whats your favorite color?"
Billy: (sniff, sniff) "Blue"
Mom: "And what color is your ball?"
Billy: "It's blue... But mom, you don't understand..."
Mom: "Now Billy be thankful your only have one blue ball!!"
Billy: "But why???"
Mom: "Well little Timmy has two blue ball!!"
Billy: ????
Mom: "Go ask your father, he will tell all about having blue balls!! He has then all the time!"
~~~~~ This concludes our broadcast, stay tuned for more of your favorite programs! ~~~~~
Now here's a word from our sponsors...
Sponsor: "Are you feeling that not so fresh feeling. Has your Aunt Flow, come to visit you this month right in the middle of your vacation."
Crowd: "(Gasp) Yes, she has!"
Sponsor: "Well then you should try our new produce designed just for a woman, by a woman! You need Beaver Plug! Beaver Plug is a new organic way to stop the stink from dripping out! All you have to do is...
~Click~ (Channel change)
Billy: "Mom... Timmy has more balls then I do (sobbing loudly), that's not fair!!"
Mom: "Now Billy, just because your ball is smaller doesn't make you any less of a boy! Now let's look on the brighter side of things, whats your favorite color?"
Billy: (sniff, sniff) "Blue"
Mom: "And what color is your ball?"
Billy: "It's blue... But mom, you don't understand..."
Mom: "Now Billy be thankful your only have one blue ball!!"
Billy: "But why???"
Mom: "Well little Timmy has two blue ball!!"
Billy: ????
Mom: "Go ask your father, he will tell all about having blue balls!! He has then all the time!"
~~~~~ This concludes our broadcast, stay tuned for more of your favorite programs! ~~~~~
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