Welcome one and all... What you are about to witness has never before been done on this blog... Right before your very eyes I will attempt to Wow, and Amaze you... You will see things you could have never before dreamed of... Things you couldn't even imagine... You may think that this is a fate worse than death itself... But I Cal Bunny, will show you what no one else has been able to explain before... Something that not even your mother could explain... What you have been longing to see... The very thing you wake up for in the mornings... Why you are reading this blog right now, at this very date and time... Why you can't take your eyes off my blog without knowing what you are missing in your life... You may be thinking to yourself... What can she possibly do to fill that dark spot that lye deep within you... Why her, what can she do... Well... You will find out soon enough, stay tuned...
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Billy: "Mom... Timmy has more balls then I do (sobbing loudly), that's not fair!!"
Mom: "Now Billy, just because your ball is smaller doesn't make you any less of a boy! Now let's look on the brighter side of things, whats your favorite color?"
Billy: (sniff, sniff) "Blue"
Mom: "And what color is your ball?"
Billy: "It's blue... But mom, you don't understand..."
Mom: "Now Billy be thankful your only have one blue ball!!"
Billy: "But why???"
Mom: "Well little Timmy has two blue ball!!"
Billy: ????
Mom: "Go ask your father, he will tell all about having blue balls!! He has then all the time!"
~~~~~ This concludes our broadcast, stay tuned for more of your favorite programs! ~~~~~
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12 comments:
i'm at the edge of my seat!
thanks for the link, and a new blog to peruse!
Just glad you liked what you have read so far!!
Stay tuned~
I've been playing with a blue ball or two myself lately, sucks!
Well you should ask Billy's dad about that...
So did you guys like this episode?
CRAP! I would start my own damned blog, but now I have FOUR others to keep up on! DAMN YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!!
Jay~Jay
p.s. You won't really get that last sentence unless you've watched The Young Dr. Frankstein starring Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks.
You should start your own!
Oh, I love that movie!! I want to get it on DVD! You know guys... my birthday is coming up ; ) July 19th if anyone wanted to know!
That movie is ALWAYS funny..... however my girlfriend begs to differ...
Jay~Jay
p.s. She's not a fan of Eddie Izzard or Monty Python either, so, go figure.
And you do have stuff in commen with her??? Right? What does she like.. "Leagly Blond", or what about "Just Like Heaven"?
Ok nevermind... I like those movies too : )
I'm 25, and, well, let's just say there is almost a COMPLETE generation gap in between us. She's 39. She's pretty hot though.
Jay~Jay
Well atleast she is Hot! Some guys well I think there was a lot of liquer involved in the begining! That would be hard to be on the same page as her... But hey I know a guys who is about the same age diff. as you and we relate pretty good, I'm 27 untill July 19th which is ~My Birthday~
Wooo Hoooo!!
Well then, happy almost birthday to you!
Jay~Jay
Well thank you!!
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