Saturday, July 7, 2007

Co-worker cons...

Have you ever worked with someone who you just can't stand, someone who every time she talks you think to yourself "My shoe can fit down her throat!" or just "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!". Well I happen to work with someone like this. She is a woman of God (devil in side), but disobeys almost every commandment in the Bible. Well all except for the adultery... I feel so sorry for her husband, because according to her they only have sex 12 times a year, and if my Math is correct that is still only 12 times a year (Wow!! Don't think I could go that long!). Now you would think just by looking at her that she is such a wonderful person, a person you could tell your deepest darkest secrets to, a person you can trust! Well she is the furthest thing from that! She would say to you "Ooohh, you don't look good... you should go home, we have everything taken care of!" then the moment you think "Wow" she really cares, she starts complaining that the "Department" is sssooo busy, and that they can't function without you! Which means she can't surf the web anymore... poor baby! Then to your face she is all concerned again?! How can you be a heavenly person and then preach that only God can judge a person, but turn your back and she damns you!

I don't want to work with people like this, and no one should have to. I think they should make people take one of those personality test when they start a job, so that way you don't end up with a person who sits on the Internet all day and does nothing, and a person who busts there ass to get shit done! It not fair! Not all, but most co-workers SUCK!!! And I have some names I can add to the list of co-workers that suck!

  1. Tracey
  2. Nyla

These are my Top 2 co-workers that suck!!

13 comments:

Tre said...

if you don't like her, just say so, don't beat around the bush.
and I took apersonality test before they hired me, I cheated! ha, ha, ha!

Tre said...

oh, and, slow the hell down, you've already got more posts than me!
I declare, blog war!

Cal B. said...

OK... So I don't like her!! Well that explains alot about you though!
P.S. I had the answers

Cal B. said...

Well if it's a war you want, then it's a war you'll get...

Tre said...

somebody should slap her Jesus lovin' ass! oh yeaq, somebody should tell her why God put her here, you know the whole go forth and multiply thing. I feel bad for the extremely undersexed husband.

Cal B. said...

Believe me... I would be the first to be inline to slap her! Poor her husband... Not, he choose her!

Anonymous said...

God said, "Go forth and make believers of the nations." Well, ok, he said alot of things.... True. However, I think we have the multiply thing down.... besides he was talking to "Adam" and "Eve" when he said that.... I think. Anywho, I used to have a co-worker like the one you're talking about, "Godly" caring woman..... She got me fired.


Jay~Jay

p.s. And we wonder why people who are not Christians, are not Christians.

Cal B. said...

Yeah... I am to the point if I can't kick her to the curb... I want to atleast kick her! She is so fake!!

Anonymous said...

I have an aluminum bat you can use...

Jay~Jay

Cal B. said...

My daughter has one for sofeball I can use her's! Thank you for the kind offer!!!

Tre said...

WHATEVER!

Cal B. said...

WHATEVER!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing this.